The Treasure City Challenge

Come test your fashion sensibilities at Treasure City today! We've received a mysterious and utterly indescribable article of clothing, entailing one long strip of green fabric and two cute if impractical buttons sewn to the tip. If you can give us a satisfactory explanation of what this article of clothing does, then you can have it for free!!! *Presently valued at $99.99, this is a once in a life-time opportunity to own a truly unique piece of fashion esoterica.